Amateur Oncologist

(My Famous) Anatomy Professor: *talking about different types of tumors and such..*
Student 1: You know so much, you're practically an Oncologist!
Student 2: You can say you're an amateur oncologist to people
Prof: In dinner conversations and stuff, I'd just casually say "my hobby is looking at tumors and cancers, I'm an oncologist as a hobby"
Prof: I would be in for some big malpractice suits... (pretending student 1 is a patient) Here, its time for your radioactive therapy! Just put your head in the microwave...
Student 2: How long are you going to put her in there for?
Prof: Here lets see.. I'm just an amateur, so maybe 2 minutes? How much do you weigh? we'll do it by weight... or we can just auto cook..
All of us: (just cracking up like usual...)
I love our anatomy class.